Emily Maguire

Emily Maguire is the producer for the Dave, Shelly, and Chainsaw show on 100.7 Jack FM in San Diego. She is insanely hot and is allergic to getting laid. She has an incredible box and will pry it open for any listener who asks her to do it. Unfortunately, it's not the one men want to get access to.

She made a list of 30 things she wanted to do before she turned 30 and apart from a few of those things accomplished; she failed miserably.

If there is a God above, Emily Maguire will throw caution to the wind and throw me a shot.

by unrealgecko August 22, 2011

Emily Johnson

An amazing girl who is definitely better than everyone else, and wakes up saying, "I am better than most people in life," with a big smile on her face, and it never feels out of place.

Emily Johnson

by emilyjohnsonisnumberone April 19, 2011

empty garden

A song sung by elton john for john lennon when john died one of the greater tribute songs to john lennon

"Johnny can't you come out to play in your empty garden?"

by Empty Garden September 12, 2005

empty

A feeling of hollowness.

I feel so empty now that he's gone.

by Brittany is the best September 26, 2005

empty inside

Its when life feels meaningless and you have nothing and nobody to turn to and you slowly die inside. Like when your crush was your only reason to live and she rejects you. Like me. Now im empty inside :)

She made me empty inside by rejecting me.

by Realley_deppresed_person December 17, 2019

Empty Bag

Meaning to kick someone so hard in the balls, that they disappear into thin air. Hence, you will not have them anymore, they will be gone or empty.

Girl: If you don't shut up I'll give YOU an empty bag!
Boy: Do what?
Girl: Yeah! It's a thinker, but you don't want it to happen!

by A t.v. show watcher. August 19, 2011

emptyv

void of any substance, like slipping into a comma.

last night i was watching mtv and it felt like my mind was going emptyv.

by That Bum June 13, 2005