Maria Elena

This is an ancient name. Derived from a culture of very short women who were incredibly skinny. They typically drank large amounts of wine and smoked incredible amounts of tobacco. They were known mostly for the size of their feet. Described as "canoe feet," they were seen in ancient cave carvings as having feet large enough to walk on water. The culture could be found around the area now known as Mar del Plata, Argentina. Due to the whiteness of their skin, they are also described as "Ghost women." Obsessed with stones, they were usually found sitting on flat labradorites which cause the flatness of their butts. Despite these shortcomings, they were also known as being very sweet to their friends, no matter what their friends did.

Wow, that movie was intense, I almost cried like a Maria Elena.

by miamibeachbum April 12, 2010

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Ellendale

A small town in southeastern North Dakota near the South Dakota border. Home to the Trinity Bible College and literally one of the worst college football teams ever (there is a book about it). Also has an annual AppleFest, although apples are never actually involved.

I used to live in Ellendale; I took part in the AppleFest parade.

by Charlotte Argail July 19, 2012

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elynd

In places near Portugal and Brazil, elynd is referred to as stinky vagina.

"Ewww, you have a elynd?"

by messi_number1 December 15, 2012

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erlend glosli

An Erlend Glosli or Emil Glosli is often referred to as an alpha male or a superhuman. There's very few Erlend Glosli's in the US, but if you go to Norway there's a big chance of seeing the original Erlend Glosli walking around with girls or lifting enormous weights.

Barack Obama: Hey, Connor McGregor have you seen Erlend Glosli lately?

Connor: Nah, I'm too afraid of getting beaten up again...

by ErlendTheMan November 26, 2016

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