Someone who is amazazing, funny, likes to talk, and have a good time. They are usually short, but their personality makes up for it. She always knows how to make people laugh, but likes to steal IDs so watch ya back. Someone that no one could possibly hate and everybody loves. Likes tall, white, sporty guys. Ex. Eli Manning. But also might become a nun. Also she likes when people say "Hey girlfriend," *wrist flip thingy* The most hilarious incredible person eva!!
by Hey Girlfriend June 28, 2009
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Doctor - "Sir, your wife did not make it through childbirth...and, although your son survived, he shows intense signs of extreme bipolar disorder, mental retardation, and a propensity towards violence."
Man - "I think I'll name him Evan Williams."
Man - "I think I'll name him Evan Williams."
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A bright, hyper, and creative guy. He loves to hug people, especially his lady-friends, and is a big sweetheart. His high energy makes him jumpy, but you know what they say, energy is the key to great inventions.
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Get the Evan mug.Simply the most amazing boy in the whole world.
He is sweet, caring, adorable, cute, hot, sexy, sweet, and amazing.
He can make you feel like you've got the whole world if you're the one he loves.
He's so sweet, and if he loves you, he'll do just about anything for you, and you'd do anything for him.
He has the most amazing smile and when you look into his eyes you fall more deeply in love with him every time.
They are so beautiful, just like him.
He has the sexiest hair, and is probably an asian, which makes him extremely smart and talented.
His personality is one of his best qualities. He is the most amazing boy in the world.
If you don't fall for him, something is very wrong with you.
Everyone loves him.
But especially me.
He is my baby, and I love him with all my heart..forever and always!
He is sweet, caring, adorable, cute, hot, sexy, sweet, and amazing.
He can make you feel like you've got the whole world if you're the one he loves.
He's so sweet, and if he loves you, he'll do just about anything for you, and you'd do anything for him.
He has the most amazing smile and when you look into his eyes you fall more deeply in love with him every time.
They are so beautiful, just like him.
He has the sexiest hair, and is probably an asian, which makes him extremely smart and talented.
His personality is one of his best qualities. He is the most amazing boy in the world.
If you don't fall for him, something is very wrong with you.
Everyone loves him.
But especially me.
He is my baby, and I love him with all my heart..forever and always!
I love you, Evan. So much<3
by Ham:D May 17, 2011
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1. Is smoking hot.
2. Is hilarious.
3. Can twerk anything but her ass.
4. Can probably eat more than you, believe me.
5. May or may not have issues keeping saliva in her mouth.
6. Grinds her teeth during her sleep.
7. Talks in her sleep.
8. Tends to choke on her laughter, may suddenly die in front of you for 2.5-3 seconds.
1. Is smoking hot.
2. Is hilarious.
3. Can twerk anything but her ass.
4. Can probably eat more than you, believe me.
5. May or may not have issues keeping saliva in her mouth.
6. Grinds her teeth during her sleep.
7. Talks in her sleep.
8. Tends to choke on her laughter, may suddenly die in front of you for 2.5-3 seconds.
Shaniqua L Beautifillioso III: "Hey see that sour thing over there, daaayyyuumm gurrrll she an Elvan fo sho'!"
Charles Dickens: "Yes. I agree young lady. That sour thing is definitely an Elvan."
Charles Dickens: "Yes. I agree young lady. That sour thing is definitely an Elvan."
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However, due to the fact that EA have very little social skills, and even less testicles; engaging a believer in face to face debate is generally not possible. It would require them to venture out of their parents basement into the sunlight to talk to someone who might make them question their own beliefs and motivations. Therefore they take the fight to the web. Where they far outnumber the faithful who generally have jobs, families and lives.
Often lifelong singles (marriage is a religious institution and requires a willing partner) males of the species masturbate bitterly to humiliation porn. Because feeling dirty inside is better than feeling nothing. While the females turn to collecting cats and plastering their car with Darwin stickers in the mistaken belief that people read them. Not to be confused with the less common atheist. Who simply doesn't believe in god and does not give a fuck what anyone else thinks. Entirely separate genus from the agnostic who are secure enough in their own self worth to admit they don't know.
However, due to the fact that EA have very little social skills, and even less testicles; engaging a believer in face to face debate is generally not possible. It would require them to venture out of their parents basement into the sunlight to talk to someone who might make them question their own beliefs and motivations. Therefore they take the fight to the web. Where they far outnumber the faithful who generally have jobs, families and lives.
Often lifelong singles (marriage is a religious institution and requires a willing partner) males of the species masturbate bitterly to humiliation porn. Because feeling dirty inside is better than feeling nothing. While the females turn to collecting cats and plastering their car with Darwin stickers in the mistaken belief that people read them. Not to be confused with the less common atheist. Who simply doesn't believe in god and does not give a fuck what anyone else thinks. Entirely separate genus from the agnostic who are secure enough in their own self worth to admit they don't know.
The atheist laughed and shot a bird as he drove past the "Pro-life" rally at the abortion clinic. Then forgot about it five minutes later. The evangelical atheist honked his horn, shot a bird, shouted obscenities and spent 3 hours fantasizing about going back and running them all down. But lacked the requisite testicles to actually do so.
by VillageTwittiot November 24, 2013
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