Earth

A neato reality show from the people at FOGNL.

This thursday on Earth, The Americans and the Iraqis go in an all-out brawl!
Only on Fognl

by Cpt.Bob October 19, 2003

Flat Earther

A person who believes that the earth is flat.

He is a flat earther

by DoorHandle1234 January 2, 2017

Koala Ears

Australian slang for the pubic hair sticking out on either side of a bikini.

Hey mate, check out those koala ears!

by Nightsguy June 24, 2009

earspasm

the sharp aural pain one gets when speaking on the phone to a loud talker, necessitating volume adjustment

"Myrtle! How ya doin?!!!"
"Jesus, Harry, do ya always have to tawk so loud on the phone? Ya givin me an earspasm."

by auralist March 15, 2005

Talk the ears off a wooden Indian

used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.

I just left my sister-in-laws house. My god, that broad could talk the ears off a wooden indian!

by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010

box your ears

To strike someone on one or both thier ears with the flat of your palm,this totally destroys thier balance and usually destroys their eardrums if done right.

The mugger attacked me and I boxed his ears sending him down to the street.

by DR March 13, 2005

iPod Ears

When something someone said is misheard because one's hearing has been damaged by excessive iPod usage on high volume. Often results in the misinterpratioin of the intended message.

Man, I asked Ashley if she wanted to get take-out, but she thought I said "make-out," that chicks got iPod ears...

by Mr.Cheesy June 14, 2007