Expertishious

Expertishious(ly): An adjective used to describe something that is accurate; based in truth or fact.

“The museum was filled with expertishious information.”
“I already know I expertishiously failed my exam earlier today, I don’t even need to check the grade.”

by FreakenEaken August 8, 2022

Expertweaks

noun exper-tweeks - When someone with expertise in a given area helps you or the project you're working on by making beneficial changes, fixes, or improvements to it.

Hey, John, I'm really struggling with getting this project right. Would you mind looking it over and giving it some expertweaks?

by Happy Fourth Hank October 10, 2022

Expertism

An exaggerated trust in "experts" to the detriment of one's own critical thinking; a neediness for "experts" to validate a course of action, else that action should be suspect; a dependence on "experts" that suggests a lack of confidence in oneself; a worldview that is over-reliant on "experts." "Expertists" affirm expertism and will likely ridicule those who reasonably question "experts."

Expertism characterized the Covid era, as gullible people unquestioningly followed ever-changing guidance from "experts."

by The Big Easy Conservative July 16, 2023

Expert

Someone who takes an unusually long time to grasp the obvious; or someone available for hire to interests who benefit in the short term from keeping an issue stuck in the discussion phase, and avoiding meaningful exploration of solutions.

Experts say climate change is real; experts say US American democracy is eroding; experts say the two party system doesn’t effectively represent the interests of all people

by Dropped Mike August 19, 2023

experts

A taxpayer-funded government representatives with academic degrees issued by government-accredited institutions of previous government-backed experts.

"More government funding is needed, according to experts.", "To prevent the world ending in twelve years, more research funding is needed.", "Our experts are highly successful at securing government grant funding."

by Expert42 August 29, 2023

expentials

Expensive essentials. When the price of basics gets too damn high.

Matt: "I just bought a chapstick, superglue, cup of coffee and 3 bananas!"
Cash: "How much did that cost you?"
Matt: "About fifty bucks! Just getting the expentials!"

by channel_panel June 14, 2023

expexted

When something that everyone knows will happen but still shocking

“Bro did you hear Ani got nominated for the grammys??” “Oh yea that was expexted”

by Kryptc17 April 3, 2024