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Dry Handed

When someone comes out of the bathroom and sees you for the first time of the night, feels the need to be polite and shakes your hand. The problem is it's completey dry. It should still be slightly wet from the washing process. You just got dry handed!
It was a tough night at work. I hung out too close to the the restroom and got dry handed three times. Thank God I brought my Purell.
by Orange Mullet January 13, 2007
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Dry Spell

1. To go for a long period of time without something. This usually refers to illegal narcotics, but can also refer to sex, food, or water.

2. The period of time in which no illegal narcotics can be found inside of a particular area.
1. The Mayans had a long dry spell in which many of its people died from lack of food.

2. "There has been a dry spell in the area; I haven't had my heroin fix in a long time."
by Anynms November 29, 2007
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dry fart

Your standard issue fart. There are no offending ass juices that escape when you release the noxious gas.
Man, after all those beans I'm glad that was a dry fart.
by Vinz Clortho April 7, 2008
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dry thunderstorm

A dry thunderstorm is a thunderstorm which produces only lightning and thunder. A dry thunderstorm produces no rain or other precipitation.
A lot of wildfires are started by dry thunderstorms.
by Mason Eckhart February 8, 2010
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dry start

Commonly used amongst males. When you're about to go for a swim and need to 'prep the package' in the event of the water temperature being less then desirable, you 'dry start' by pissing your togs/board shorts/speedos prior to immersion into the water.

Adjective: a running dry start - this can often invoke a dry start when one runs into the water at pace and the coolness of the water causes an instinctual reaction to ones genitalia
Fuck it's cold, I think I'm going to dry start this one.
by drystarter December 1, 2010
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dry sheet

Someone who obnoxiously needs to be the center of attention at a party or event.

Opposite of: Wet Blanket.
Jennie is such a dry sheet, look at her dancing on the table top with all the boys staring.
by The Jokess April 25, 2009
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Dry Bitching

Dry bitching is the aim of aimless backstabbing, often when people are bored as fuck ,bitching for conversation and in most cases attention. The victim of the bitching often has done nothing to directly offend the person bitching. It's like bitching for comments /conversation and recognition .
A-"OMG trisya is here

B- "she's always so fucking late I mean what the point"
C-"don't start dry bitching bitching"
by Mymilkshakebringsalltheboys November 19, 2014
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