Dissue

A super deep issue; an excuse to your boss's so you don't have to explain yourself, as to why your not coming in. Like a personal issue but deeper!!

I can't come into work I am having a dissue!

by Whatitis August 20, 2013

disserlossophobia

Fear of losing a dissertation before submission, resulting in irrational repetitive behaviour (e.g., emailing multiple copies to yourself, hitting 'ctrl S' after every word, archiving on 10+ memory drives ...)

"Why is Jane burying a hard drive in the vegetable patch?" "Disserlossophobia".

by JoJo62 October 13, 2015

Dissapering wizard

When you get so repulsed by someone or something that your penis gets forced up and out of your groin so as to displace itself at least 400 miles away; as if it were a wizard from Harry Potter apparating.

Harry Potter: Last night was awful, Ron.
Ronald Weasley: Why? What happened?
Harry Potter: Moaning Myrtle showed up while I was in the restroom, and I got a serious case of the dissapering wizard.

by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

disseminate

To cleanse of semen.

At work Carol divided most of her time between bukakke shoots and the time it took her to disseminate after sessions.

by Dr Harry Johnson November 19, 2015

Dissues

When there are so many dirty dishes in the kitchen that you just can't even right now.

Dude, I am overwhelmed by the amount of dissues in this kitchen right now, I don't feel like cleaning them all.

by Calymonkey July 22, 2016

dissapitate

to make less awkward

when tamar was sitting on the bus with josh, she dissapitated the situation by ignoring him
when dovid was at a party, he saw sara, so he drank to dissapitate the conversation.

by definitionsrbae November 28, 2017

Dissy

Adjective.
Definition: An Attention Whore who is on their period, and assume it is okay to joke about sensitive subjects, thus becoming offensive.

You see that bitch over there? She's a Dissy.

by Karma the human Dicktionary June 1, 2018