When you have a dick so far up your ass that it hits your brain and causes an arrogant mindset in which you can never be wrong. Commonly seen in people who have failed in some area repeatedly, such as school, dating, etc...
Joe: "Wow, Tim has been really cocky and arrogant lately. What's his deal?"
Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."
Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."
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Get the Video Game Disorder mug.Characterized by his hero worshipping of Donald Trump, along with their idealism that their idol can do nothing wrong.
When confronted their disorder manifests into petty insults towards anyone who questions their idol.
They believe this type of demoralization helps justify their stance.
When confronted their disorder manifests into petty insults towards anyone who questions their idol.
They believe this type of demoralization helps justify their stance.
Jack: Trump is screwing shit up some more.
Bill: No he isn't. He has all the best moves. You don't understand he is playing 3d chess. You leftist are pathetic and just hate him.
Jack: Did you actually read the article... here to blindly defend Trump again? Suffering from Tripple D, Donny Derangement Disorder.
Bill: No he isn't. He has all the best moves. You don't understand he is playing 3d chess. You leftist are pathetic and just hate him.
Jack: Did you actually read the article... here to blindly defend Trump again? Suffering from Tripple D, Donny Derangement Disorder.
by Brash Chaos May 20, 2019
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by Bubbajoe57 June 11, 2022
Get the Cabinet Man Disorder mug.(Also known as CTD) When you send text after text to someone with any thought that enters your mind, regardless of whether they respond to any of your texts or not. Even when you realize that this is what you're doing, you are helpless to stop yourself.
Friend 1- "I've sent him five texts and he hasn't responded to one of them."
Friend 2- "Why don't you give it a rest already? He's probably busy."
Friend 1- "I know, I just can't stop myself."
Friend 2- "Sounds like you've got a case of Compulsive Texting Disorder to me!"
Friend 2- "Why don't you give it a rest already? He's probably busy."
Friend 1- "I know, I just can't stop myself."
Friend 2- "Sounds like you've got a case of Compulsive Texting Disorder to me!"
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"What's wrong with you? Ain't isn't a word and you used a double negative and you added a "s" to more!"
"Oh, opps I forgot you have obsessive grammar disorder."
"What's wrong with you? Ain't isn't a word and you used a double negative and you added a "s" to more!"
"Oh, opps I forgot you have obsessive grammar disorder."
by Tyler Hutchingson December 11, 2007
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A much-debated psychological disorder characterized by a constant need to switch activities and/or hyperactivity.
Contrary to popular belief, ADD is a real disorder, and there are people who actually benefit from ritalin. Unfortunately, a lot of normal people with short attention spans claim to have ADD in order to attract sympathy. A good way to differentiate someone with ADD: people with ADD can't sit still for long even when they're doing something they like, they constantly fidget with their hands (I mean CONSTANTLY), and they don't go around telling everyone they meet that they have ADD.
A much-debated psychological disorder characterized by a constant need to switch activities and/or hyperactivity.
Contrary to popular belief, ADD is a real disorder, and there are people who actually benefit from ritalin. Unfortunately, a lot of normal people with short attention spans claim to have ADD in order to attract sympathy. A good way to differentiate someone with ADD: people with ADD can't sit still for long even when they're doing something they like, they constantly fidget with their hands (I mean CONSTANTLY), and they don't go around telling everyone they meet that they have ADD.
Person with short attention span: "Hey, show me some respect! I have ADD, you know!"
Person with ADD: "Sorry, I'm getting kind of bored already. I guess I just have a short attention span."
Person with ADD: "Sorry, I'm getting kind of bored already. I guess I just have a short attention span."
by aaronak October 29, 2004
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