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happier than a fag in a bag of dicks

An instance of extreme elation similar to the felling experienced by a homosexual when trapped in a bag filled with his food of choice.
"I just won the lottery in the middle of a recession and now i'm happier than a fag in a bag of dicks!"
by The Bay Area Stranger April 21, 2009
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Bag of Dicks

A sack or parcel full of the male reproductive organs. Known to be extremely GAY.
by derpinferp October 11, 2011
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Sweet Dicks

Sweet Dicks is a term used when something is better than than good, great or brilliant. The term can also be adapted to be use to describe people. This term is called Super Tommy Sweet Dicks.
"Went watching this film the other day, It was Sweet Dicks!"

"Super Tommy Sweet Dicks you've arrived, It's about bloody time. We've all been waiting for you"
by RyanNeck August 2, 2009
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chicks before dicks

a cute play on "bros before hos" but considering girls are all pretty shitty friends to each other with fake responses and perpetual shittalking, the phrase is useless.
Beth: Hey Sara, dont worry, Todd is such a serious jerk, you deserve so much better than him. Btw omg that dress looks so cute on you!

Sara: Aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.

Beth: Totally, girl. Chicks before dicks!

(ps Beth is fucking Todd)
by Genghis901 December 20, 2012
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Out of 10 dicks.

A unit of measurement to see how much something sucks . Something sucking 1 out of 10 dicks is nothing , But if something sucks 10 out of 10 dicks you know its bad.
E.G
<Person A>: AHHH i broke a nail
<Person B>: Pfft that only sucks like 1 out of 10 dicks.

<Person A>: I got hit by a bus ....
<Person B>: Dude , that has gotta suck at least 8 out of 10 dicks
by Gazmanic January 13, 2009
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smacking dicks

Oh my fucking god, its smacking dicks out side.
by that sick lovely angel September 15, 2009
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I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.
I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.
by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010
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