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Dickmatised

When after a proper shagging she can't think straight.
Cheryl's legs were weak and her head was fuzzy after Roger gave her a good "rogerring". Cheryl was dickmatised.
by OG SPOT August 22, 2025
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Dicklatory relief

The sense of weight lifting off of your shoulders because you received mind blowing mood altering dick. Synonym of sexual satisfaction
Jeremy and I had intercourse, luckily I needed some dicklatory relief after a hard day's work.
by anonymous September 7, 2025
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Dickmatized

Taylor Swift is dickmatized by Travis Kelce's large red wood tree.
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Dicktator

Dictator, but the root word is dick, as in "that guy is a dick"
Kim Jong un is a dicktator
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Dickmatized

When a woman, (usually later in life and/or after having more sexual experiences/partners), finally enjoys herself sexually and becomes obsessed/emotionally entangled with the specific man she enjoyed herself with the most, unable to separate the physical from emotional. Generally only affects pick-me's, and actually creates more severe pick-me behavior.

When women's sexual freedom is stigmatized, men are able to dickmatize them.

Thanks patriarchy!
"Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He dickmatized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs"

-Wood by Taylor Swift
by thurstie_with_a_k November 9, 2025
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crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.
by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016
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Twisting Dicknato

A motion in which you grasp a mans genitalia and twist with both hands. Kind of like you are twisting salt out of a salt grinder.
While her and her husband were arguing she got angry and gave him the good old Twisting Dicknato!

During a wrestling match someone in the audience screamed “twist his dick!! Give him a Twisting Dicknato!”
by Britt Nicole 98 October 25, 2019
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