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By looking up "dick" in the Urban Dictionary, you are, indeed, a dick.
dick by disisdashit October 1, 2014
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dick.verb.(Philadelphia, PA) to ruin, destroy, or use to the condition of uselessness. can also mean to be in bad shape.
dick:
"I got a large pizza to myself, I'm bout to dick this jawn."

"Yo I been bowling all day, my forearm is dicked."

"You need some new shoes, the ones you wearin are dicked."
dick by Shomari Kamau May 14, 2008
1. A male body part found between the legs used to pee & have sex
2. A word used to describe a regular asshole
Chad : Wow Abigail you lips are so soft I love kissing them! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Abigail : Thanks Chad would you like me to kiss your Dick with them?
Chad : Uhh like you had to ask!
Abigail : Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!
Chad : Ohhh! Ohhhh! Oooo! Oooo Oopsie!
Abigail : You Dick you just pissed in my mouth!
Chad : Sorry I had like 3 Large Mt Dews earlier at the movies!
Abigail : You Dick you told me you ran out of money I even paid for the movie ticket's!
Chad : Well it helps to know the guy who sells the snacks! (Wink)
Steve : Hey Chad im done at work time for me to suck your Dick now!
Abigail : Oh My God You Let A Guy Suck Your Dick?
Chad : Uh yeah how do you think I can afford to live here and get free snacks at the movies!
Abigail : YOU FUCKIN DICK! Oh My God I Sucked A Gay Guy's Dick! I Sucked A gay guy's DICK!
Steve : Hey Chad after I get done sucking your Dick can you pee in my mouth I brought home lot's of Mt Dew! (Wink)
Chad : Sure Steve and then you can lick my ass hole and I can shit in your face!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Abigail : Oh God Im gonna puke! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhh! Uhhhhhh!
Chad : Uh gross I hope you plan on cleaning that up!
Abigail : Make me you DICK! GOODBYE!
Steve : Don't worry i'll clean it up Mmmm did you have Taco Bell for lunch?
Dick by SlopNChop September 26, 2019
adj. a shortened word for ridiculous offten modified by the word hard
Yo, look at my fronts them bitches dick hard!
Dick by Carvillio December 28, 2005
Why the f**k r u looking dick up in here pervert
u must be a girl who likes dicks
dick by kcuf reh ni ad yssup April 20, 2015
An exclimation used when something is outragous, extraordinary, or just cool.
"I just got the iphone yesturday"
"Damn yo, thats so dick!"
Dick by M Dolla Makah January 7, 2009