Dildoic

A word or phrase that is knowingly/unknowingly also a reference to the popular penis shaped sex toy. A very specific euphemism.

"strap-on, father! it's going to be one hell of a ride" the marketing slogan for a new up and coming catholic internet service provider, was unfortunately dildoic in reference.

by catholicinternetprovider January 4, 2014

Dildo wars

Kinda like star wars but with dildos

I saw two lesbians play dildo wars

by Doctorficktor June 13, 2014

Dildo Queen

A girl with a large, master collection of dildos.

I think that girl over there is a dildo queen.

by MineMixer May 16, 2015

dildoesque

Resembling a dildo.

The microphone the news reporter was holding was very dildoesque.

by VikDah June 3, 2016

Dildo Chariot

The act of super glueing dildos at random on the vehicle of an unsuspecting victim of interest.

My boss is being asshole. I think I'll give him a dildo chariot tonight.

by Kilbird September 22, 2017

dildoke

Performing karaoke with a dildo as a microphone.

She performed dildoke to the song , Filthy by Justin Timberlake.

by liloutrageous May 30, 2018

Dildo man

A dildo man is a man whos body is the shape of a dildo but he has no penis and is always very tall with no toes

That guy looks like a penis ohhhhh he musr be a dildo man

by Kaydin April 21, 2019