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Path of Deletion Destruction

When you are typing a sentence, and you make a typo halfway through, and instead of moving your cursor to correct it you delete everything up to the typo, correct it, then retype the sentence.
Dude, don't do on a path of deletion destruction, you'll delete half of your paper!
by Rvince May 31, 2009
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Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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Implements of Destruction

Any object/objects that can cause great bodily harm, usually stumbled on by accident.
i.e. In "Commando ", Matrix is on the island, the building with the tablesaw blades,implements of destruction.

i.e. In "Twister", Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton run for cover inside the outbuilding with all the sowing and reaping equipment, implements of destruction.
by HellsMother April 4, 2020
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Destructonihilfuck

Verb. To simultaneously destroy, annihilate, and fuck an individual to point of nonexistence.

Adjective. The state of being simultaneously destroyed, annihilated, and fucked to the point of nonexistence.
Nuclear bombs have a tendency to destructonihilfuck anything they are dropped upon.
by Surfinbird95 February 6, 2014
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distractional

Our lives revolve around things like cars/media/TECH which are positive distractions in our lifestyle
Yo that hoverboard is dope, very distractional!
by www.distractional.com March 8, 2016
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distraction nap

nap you take to distract yourself,
specifically to distract yourself if a S.O isn't replying to a text.
me: "brb guys, gonna take a distraction nap because he ain't replying"
by okokoklalala May 2, 2023
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Facebook Distraction

This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.
-logs onto facebook

-see's a funny status

-likes funny status

-starts browsing pictures

-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people

-tries to think of a clever status but fails

-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.

/Facebook Distraction
by Blofu February 13, 2012
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