The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.
I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.
by GEGuru March 8, 2011
Get the stay of defecation mug.Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.
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A girl who thinks they are little miss popular, even though they are ugly/bitchy/obese. They will reject any boy, even a friend, and by the time they guess the truth it will be too late.
Boy: Hey, Surla! We have been friends for a while now, and your pretty cool, so will you go out with me?
Self defeater: (While shoving big mac down her obese throat) Me? Go out with you? In your (MUNCH MUNCH) Dreams! C'mon girls, (talking to imaginary friend) Lets get away from doctor faggot here!
Self defeater: (While shoving big mac down her obese throat) Me? Go out with you? In your (MUNCH MUNCH) Dreams! C'mon girls, (talking to imaginary friend) Lets get away from doctor faggot here!
by oddcreator97 November 4, 2010
Get the Self defeater mug.To be hideously let down; single to the ninth degree. The state of being almost murdered by a loved one who in most cases decided to leave you out of pure insanity and/or dishonesty.
But in all probability you are better off.
But in all probability you are better off.
Horatio: Starkisha just left me. I don't know what to do with myself, I'm just so god damn deflated.
Mikhail: Too bad you're stuck with your cantankorous lovechild.
Mikhail: Too bad you're stuck with your cantankorous lovechild.
by Brittens March 29, 2008
Get the Deflated mug.An exclamation to describe: Beating somebody in a competition, proving somebody wrong, or just to shove something in somebody's face. A wide variety of uses, almost universal.
Sometimes pronounces in three exclamated syllables DA FEAT and ED.
Sometimes pronounces in three exclamated syllables DA FEAT and ED.
1. Man 1: The answers 46
Man 2: The answers 47 actually, DA-FEAT-ED!
2. Man 1: I'm gettin with that this weekend.
Man 2: I already got with that ass, DA-FEAT-ED!
Man 2: The answers 47 actually, DA-FEAT-ED!
2. Man 1: I'm gettin with that this weekend.
Man 2: I already got with that ass, DA-FEAT-ED!
by Brenden June 16, 2004
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Get the defekt mug.I just farted, and man that was a deflategate
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