When someone comes out of the bathroom and sees you for the first time of the night, feels the need to be polite and shakes your hand. The problem is it's completey dry. It should still be slightly wet from the washing process. You just got dry handed!
It was a tough night at work. I hung out too close to the the restroom and got dry handed three times. Thank God I brought my Purell.
by Orange Mullet January 13, 2007
Get the Dry Handedmug. 1. To go for a long period of time without something. This usually refers to illegal narcotics, but can also refer to sex, food, or water.
2. The period of time in which no illegal narcotics can be found inside of a particular area.
2. The period of time in which no illegal narcotics can be found inside of a particular area.
1. The Mayans had a long dry spell in which many of its people died from lack of food.
2. "There has been a dry spell in the area; I haven't had my heroin fix in a long time."
2. "There has been a dry spell in the area; I haven't had my heroin fix in a long time."
by Anynms November 29, 2007
Get the Dry Spellmug. Your standard issue fart. There are no offending ass juices that escape when you release the noxious gas.
by Vinz Clortho April 7, 2008
Get the dry fartmug. by YoungYeee December 7, 2016
Get the dry tipmug. 
When you get a handjob but it's so rough and dry that it hurts but you pretend to enjoy it so she doesn't get mad.
by Bigg PP daddy May 13, 2016
Get the Dry Petermug. Dry bitching is the aim of aimless backstabbing, often when people are bored as fuck ,bitching for conversation and in most cases attention. The victim of the bitching often has done nothing to directly offend the person bitching. It's like bitching for comments /conversation and recognition .
A-"OMG trisya is here
B- "she's always so fucking late I mean what the point"
C-"don't start dry bitching bitching"
B- "she's always so fucking late I mean what the point"
C-"don't start dry bitching bitching"
by Mymilkshakebringsalltheboys November 19, 2014
Get the Dry Bitchingmug.