Someone who is useless much like the balls on a dildo dangling off the end of the shaft for decoration.
"Hey dildo balls, quit standing around catching flies with your mouth open and go make me some dumplins'. God damn you are a moron."
by Guthrie McMuthrie May 8, 2008
Get the dildo balls mug.Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.
friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?
you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.
you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.
by Dicklechips April 8, 2010
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Allegedly popularized during the 1980's by WWF wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, this is when a dildo is placed inside a blender and set to a high speed. It is said to cause great pleasure or pain, depending on the personal tastes and elasticity of the woman (or man) sitting on it.
by White Lobster October 15, 2008
Get the Dildo Blender mug.One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.
The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.
by the slut formerly known as your mother October 1, 2004
Get the DILDO JOCKEY mug.A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
by QDooog September 11, 2006
Get the Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man mug.A dildo studded with yet more dildos. Oftentimes used to describe how painful, bad or rough a situation is.
by Rhiever June 27, 2009
Get the dildo studded dildo mug.The act of shitting halfway and sucking it back up repeatedly to achieve an orgasmic euphoric feeling.
Dude, last night Fred Dildo Dumped 12 times at the party before it fell on the floor. What a guy...
Chris was Dildo Dumping for 2 hours because he didn't want to pause his game.
Chris was Dildo Dumping for 2 hours because he didn't want to pause his game.
by someunicornwizardcat November 25, 2017
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