custank

means to suck my cock or dick. it means getting whorely pleasure on a monday morning

i got custanked yesterday, FOR REAL

by amanda harwell April 26, 2007

custache

A custy mustache.
The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.

Pedro from Napolean Dynamite has a custache.
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache

by joe wig December 22, 2008

rusty custard

a mixture of poo and semen concocted by putting your dong into anothers poop chute

Sandra is such a lover of anal play and really enjoys a rusty custard eye patch as a finishing move

by Yosemite Slamdancer December 15, 2011

Cuck Custard

What betas eat out of their wive's cunts after a bull busts a nut in her.

The testosterone deficient husband ate the cuck custard as it dripped down his well fucked wife's thigh.

by @shot_of_cabo May 5, 2018

Costa Donkey

Larger British drunken female tourist which provides late night beach rides for drunken male tourists. Native habitat is usually on the Spanish costlines but is now known to have spread to other coastlines in Europe.

Dave: "Fuckin'ell John where the fuck did you end up last night?"

John: "Yeah Dave, I was wankered. I remember coming out of the Pirate bar and taking that Costa Donkey that was slavering all over us for a ride on south beach."

Dave: "You dirty fucker, stay away from me!"

by Mat Vaughan June 24, 2008

castaphone

When someone has a broken arm resulting in a permanent thumbs up position and uses it to sing into.

Stop singing into that castaphone, girl.

by Rutledge82 January 19, 2010

clustard

a cluster of retards

the jam on the freeway was caused by clustards that don't posses the skills to drive

by 2030 October 21, 2013