thunder crumbles

a really dank type of weed

I got dem thunder crumbles you been wanting dad!!

by Ben Stocks February 11, 2008

David Cumberland

David is a proper gay person who loves massive throbbing cocks up his tight wrinkly arse hole. His foreskin wraps round his waist almost 4 times as he grows it out. His tits dangle down to his big toe.

‘Did u hear that David Cumberland had an affair on his wife with his Uncle’
‘Ewww what a fucking gaybender’

by MyDadLeft8YearsAgo November 28, 2019

The cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.

A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.

Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...

by TheManFromV June 4, 2017

chumble me sideways

The act of chumbling your lover is an extremely dangerous position. ie. fillatio in a tiny ass canoe

i just paid rock dollahs to get that jiggaboo to chumble me sideways

by Jorge Busch October 15, 2008

crumbled

To shoot your load too early or to back out of a sexual act

James as if you crumbled, that girl was mint!

by Adam McGrath May 8, 2006

cumberbunt

The orb of fat above a mom's vagina. She must be at least 45 years old or older and wearing a belt.

" Your mom would be a lot hotter if she let me use her cumberbunt as a pillow"

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

Cumbleberry

Much like the dingleberry, the cumbleberry is the leftover toilet paper or inner sock lent that is stuck to your cock after cleaning up a blown load. It usually goes undiscovered until the next time you pee.

when me and Ron went to take a piss in the urinals, i couldnt help but notice he had a nickel sized cumbleberry on his crown that stuck out like a sore thumb.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010