hoboken squat cobbler

The fetish of sitting in pies and wiggling around in them. Variations may include fully clothed or naked, and or crying.

That Hoboken Squat cobbler looks sexy sitting on that banana crème pie!

by beef nugget September 2, 2016

hoboken squat cobbler

You get undressed and you squat into a pie, of any variety, and rub your ass against the pie while crying.

Jim: Last night I logged onto a webcam show where this dude was performing a Hoboken squat cobbler.
Nancy: Sick! Those shows make me not want to taste pie ever again!

by GrandeAngus August 23, 2016

Cobblestone

a term for the thugged out group of senior boys at South lakes high school who "allz they do is get down NA NA NA NAAAA"

Cobblestone loves dick

by shiiiiitttt March 3, 2003

cobbles willy

idiot, spaco

a retarded person

by fish May 6, 2003

cobblestone

To drop one's testes in an open anus

Years of wear and tear on the poor woman allowed for an easy cobblestone.

She wasn't in the mood for a cleveland steamer but became excited when I mentioned cobblestoning.

I prefer to give a good cobblestone than receive a mediocre blumpkin.

by Blindianboy March 8, 2011

Cobbler

An Australianism meaning the same thing as mate. That, according to Daniel Ricciardo, is proper Australian.

G'day cobbler, ya alright.

by Da Ginga ninja May 25, 2015

Glasgow Cobbler

Common sexual practise in the Glasgow area whereby two males (one or both of which may or may not be dead to begin with) have their mouths defecated in by a third before being strung up by the feet and decapitated. The third male then has sex with both severed heads while lying beneath the blood showers of the first two bodies.

Alan: Fancy a bum?

Christopher: No, sorry, I'm exhausted after I participated in a Glasgow Cobbler this morning.

by FUCKBANBURY September 21, 2009