crapple-sized penis

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.

by wayoter May 2, 2005

Cripple

If by whatever you said you meant it's a filthy retarded cripple that is inferior to anyone without a binder.

The cripple has a binder full of information outlining the ways in which it is retarded.

Guy 1 "Hey, can I see your binder?"

Guy 2 "I don't have a binder. I'm not a retarded Crippycrapable."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

Cripple Krabs

A Cripple Krab is a dumb ass lady with a sexual disorder of "Damn your to fat to walk" , They can also be harvested for the oils that they secrete when queefing out of there second ass hole witch is located on the top of there head. Dont forget when skining these animals, be careful for the midget living in the animals kangaroo sack. They are very dangerous to the enviorment due to the tank of shit juice starpped to there back, if ruptered please for the love of Chuck Norris, do not consume the juice, it can cause atomic diarreaha and nuculer aids and ultra hrpyes. Happy Krabs!

Bystander 1: Oh my god its a Cripple Krabs! run!

Bystander 2: Run!

by Cyris97 January 1, 2012

cripple stick

the blue handicapped parking pass that you hang around your mirror when at walmart.

my grandma used her cripple stick to get us in a better parking spot.

by bakertexas October 16, 2008

nipple cripple

When you finish your after sex cig and put it out on the bitches/dudes nipple.

What happened to your tit!?
I got a nipple cripple after I banged that psycho emo bitch last Wednesday!

by poostainD June 29, 2011

crapplets

A large space consuming application on a computer.

"Dude! No wonder your computer is so slow. It's full of crapplets"

by Mooberry November 25, 2007

Cripplephobia

Fear of becoming disabled

He has a severe case of Cripplephobia; if he gets a scratch on his leg he's sure it's getting gangrenous and will need amputation, and if his vision is blurred after a heavy night on the booze, he's sure his retinas have detached and he's going blind.

by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012