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Cryptocurrency

Thinly veiled subtext, passive-aggressive language, or ambiguity masquerading as an equivalent to honest dialog. A bid, exchange, or transaction made by utilizing cryptic comments and/or camouflaged questions meant to conceal one’s true meaning. Commonly used to express sentiments too cutting, self-revealing, or vulnerable to say outright. An indirect medium of communication given, received, or transacted post-conversion from its original, more transparent currency, with an exchange-rate that varies based on intention. The motive and personal truth/truths; offered by an individual, accepted by individuals, or adopted by a group; hidden in language.
“That cute guy I met at the new coffee bar downtown asked me if my boyfriend was a coffee snob too, and I told him that I sadly don’t have one of those right now, but the cryptocurrency was obviously that we’re into each other.”

“Can we quit the ‘scheduling conflict’ cryptocurrency and just admit that you aren’t sure how you feel about me and that’s confusing so now I don’t trust you?”

“Oh my god, the cryptocurrency in all three of Richard Linklater’s ‘Before Trilogy’ is so frustratingly well-written, it makes me want to yell at the characters to just spit it out already!”

“Friend, his text responses are ambiguous af and it isn’t your job to decipher his cryptocurrency. Like John Mayer says, ‘Say what you need to say,’ or shut-up.”

“He went on for 20 minutes about how he is in between projects right now but that he has some really exciting stuff in the works, so his cryptocurrency is likely that he doesn’t have a job.”

“Just be safe tonight, it’s not that I’m worried, I’d just be really sad if you weren’t around to eat half of my every meal after you’ve just told me you weren’t hungry.” “I’m sorry, we don’t accept that cryptocurrency at this bank...but I love you too.”
by They Call Me Sunshine May 14, 2021
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craptooodle

word often used to describe the feelings of a person towards something unknown. can be commonly used as a word to replace a word, when in absence of a word.
i love craptooodle?
yo, i talked to craptooodle lastnight.
let's craptooodle!
by bob knob the third September 26, 2005
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craptography

1) The ability to write words and/or sentences by using someone's crap. Usually craptographer develop their own encrypted "crap code" (e.g. writing with bad-smelling excrements implies a sense of disgust towards those sentences).

2) Used when someone's writing skills are very poor.
1) My sister developed her craptography skill in her college's bathrooms.

2) I can't tell the difference between a "a" and a "o"! This was written a *beep*ing craptographer!
by cacaro July 1, 2008
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Cristophi

The most beautiful woman in the world. A wonderful Mother, devoted wife and loyal friend. Cristophi is what all other women aspire to be and all men desire.
Cristophi is a mix of Julia Child and Jessica Rabbit.
by Chubby Hubby February 3, 2010
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cliptopedia

That guy has cliptopedia.
How do you know?
Would you look at all the kids he's shoving in his van?!
by Kanderella May 10, 2011
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Critorium

A room or area where critique takes place. Typically for design work.
Okay, we should get some more feedback on this project, lets put it up in the Critorium.
by speacock July 15, 2011
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cryptobooking

The act of posting cryptic messages on facebook.
0101010001101000011010010111001100100000011010010111001100100000011000010010000001100011011100100111100101110000011101000110100101100011001000000110011001100001011000110110010101100010011011110110111101101011001000000111000001101111011100110111010000101110

Wow (x)+(x) is a great cryptobooking post!
by syndicate001 June 27, 2012
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