crank cricket

A crank cricket is the imaginary bug that tweakers often attempt to scratch at vigorously leading to open sores on the said twackstar's face and or arms. also referred to as crack crabs , ice lice or meffmites

That's Dustin, look at those inverted methmounds on his face, hes always chasing a crank cricket.

by H2elCAPPYtan May 28, 2017

Moon Cricket

A pale skinned, cum complexioned white person. Moon=Pale, and a lot of white people have big eyes and skinny legs.

"Too many of these Moon Crickets have a problem with lice. I try my best to stay away from them"

by IBTAL December 29, 2019

crotch cricket

A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.

Elspeth has a splendid herd of crotch crickets.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 8, 2007

saber-tooth pantie cricket

A serius type of vaginal crabs with big teeth!!

Dude i just saw a saber-tooth pantie cricket bunji jumping from your moms cotex!!!!

by dickard,bitchard May 25, 2006

moon cricket

Name given to look-outs that stand on the corner and make an audible sound with their mouths to alert drug dealers when a police car approaches.

***Police car comes around the corner.*** "Whoo-eeee!"
Officer 1 says to Officer 2, "Damn moon crickets gave us up already!"

by SLS September 15, 2005

Moon Cricket

A racial slur that can be used for a variety of ethnicities, with different meanings for each as defined below:

When used against a Black person: Person goes out making noise at night.
When used against a white person: Big Eyes and gangly legs.
When used against an Asian person: Snotty violinist who's afraid of the sun.

Well look what we got there Sally! Moon crickets in all shape and forms.

by Theonlyrealdefiner August 1, 2019

Cricket

1. A male that makes more noise than everyone else to attract women.
2. A male driving alone with the windows down and the volume all the way up.

Steve is giving me a headache with all that loudmouth talking. The man's a cricket; what do you expect?

by DJ Esca September 15, 2010