canoe ride

A canoe ride is something Snoop Lion wants to do with Madonna.

When r we going on a canoe ride??

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by bc0 September 17, 2013

canoodle

A most rare house pet resulting from the successful breeding of a poodle with a maine coon cat that has a fat frizzy ringed fluffy tail, hardly sheds, and keeps a pissed off arrogant attitude.

Your canoodle just stole the pizza right off my plate!

by Hyperthrive December 8, 2018

Mustard Canoe

True name for Deviled Eggs. Hard boiled eggs cut in two. The yolk removed and mixed with ingredients such as mayo, mustard, salt, pepper.

Mustard Canoe, Deviled Eggs

by Mustard Canoe pirates July 23, 2011

alaskan cum canon

the act of fucking a girl anally and cumming inside her, she then proceeds to fart out the cum like a canon.

josh fucked peters mom in the ass and she gave him an alaskan cum canon all over his face

by stinky hobo December 10, 2009

bald man in the canoe

this is one of many meanings for the female vagina

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Canoot

(can-oot) - A tropical bird that lives in the depths of brain dysfunctions, caused by marijuana consumption, that is believed to have cannabis feathers. Has similarities some-what of an owl.

"It's a green and purple weed owl dude, common."

"I saw a magnificent Canoot when I took my twenty-third hit of a fat blunt."

- Josh

by RighteousRissa August 5, 2010

canopy

The act of positioning your pubic hair so that it sticks out the top of your pants or shorts like the top of a tree
ie canopy

Bill impressed all the ladies as he walked around school with a nice bushy canopy sticking out or his pants

by Alex Born February 22, 2008