CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick

Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010

country club

A country club is a slang term for a federal prison that those convicted of "white-collar crimes often serve their sentences. These types of federal prisons are different in many ways than typical jails and/or prisons in that they can have many amenities such as those of country clubs and other exclusive environments. Most inmates are very wealthy and are usually prominent businessmen/corporate executives, stock traders/investors, or tycoons who have been convicted of such felonies as insider trading, embezzlement, money laundering, and/or other "big business" crimes. Politicians convicted of non-violent felonies while in public office, usually serve time (if sentenced to prison ) in "country clubs, also.

The CEO of a large national savings and loan institution has recently been convicted of embezzlement and securities fraud involving $120 million. He and two other executives were involved in the scandal. It looks like they will be doing some time at the country club for a while.

by Bill Mustang Lover January 3, 2017

Country Trumpkin

An ignorant redneck from a blood red state, that supports Trump only to justify his/her prejudice and racism.

It's amazing how many country Trumpkins will hurt themselves by supporting him.

by Alerick February 1, 2017

country bumpkin pussy

A female that grew up in a small country town and lived a very sheltered life.

Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.

by Andy Holman July 20, 2008

countryhumans

a large fandom of countrys personified as humans, mainly know for its offensive side but is actually a pretty chill fandom and has many awesome creators, countryhumans has little relation to polandball and has no relation to hetalia

person: have you heard of countryhumans?
person 2: yeah its really cool!

by countryhumans_addict May 22, 2020

Country Pancake

English countryside slang for a cow pat, they often torment city kids by asking if they would like a country pancake, then slamming their face in cow shit.

Country Kid: "Hey, Cockney boy, want to come to my place and have a country pancake?"

City kid: "Sure! Sounds delicious!"

half way in a field the country bumpkin pushes the city kids head in a cow pat and runs off laughing

by FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU December 5, 2010

country girl

A hot girl who grew up in the country, she can rope and ride, barrel race, even calf rope. Likes to have fun not as crazy as a redneck girl.

Look at the country girl rope.

by xXtoxic~truckslutxX December 27, 2007