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crumble this cookie

A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.

The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.
Girl: "I'm far from a rookie. And you could never ever crumble this cookie"
by channel_panel November 24, 2018
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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.
Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
Marcus: This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners. Use of this site is subject to our terms of service.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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Don’t nobody want no used cookies

Don’t nobody want used bitch
John :I fw yo ex bro
Anoni:bitch don’t nobody want no used cookies
by K4K bill April 20, 2022
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porn and cookie party

a get-together amongst females only, in which each female brings a batch of cookies and watches raunchy porn, while making fun of the terrible quality of the porn
While at the porn and cookie party, Jennifer commented on the porn star's dirty hightops and farmer's tan.
by littlejen June 22, 2009
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Milk and Cookie Party

Code for drinking. Commonly used when a school club wants to hold a party without getting by university officials.
The ski and snowboard club will be having a "Milk and Cookie Party" on Saturday
by Damnifiknow November 11, 2010
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Oatmeal Cookie

uh, its a COOKIE made from OATMEAL. its not sex, or sodomy or anything like that you fucking fags!
i had a delicious oatmeal cookie from my cookie jar this morning.
by gunslingergervy_c_e July 26, 2006
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cookie butter

The most amazing edible item you will ever find.. It's just like peanut butter, but instead, it's cookie butter! Found at the store "Trader Joe's"
Bri: Give me some cookie butter!
Vi: *dumps jar of cookie butter in her mouth, gives empty bottle to Bri, and runs off screaming*
by ShyVi September 28, 2013
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