Completely single

Completely single means not even in the talking stage with anyone.

Habibi 1: Yooooo, are you completely single?
Habibi 2: No, I am in the talking stage with this one cute guy...
Habibi 1: Then you're not completely single

by Lehen Ke Boudi November 25, 2022

needlessly complex

The act of creating complexity where none is in fact required.

The SOX processes were needlessly complex, they had so many turns and twists, they would have made Rube Goldberg smile.

by FPB June 18, 2008

Splenitude Complex

It’s a behaviour commonly seen manifesting in medium to low ranking social acquaintances, the subject displays an almost instant but thankfully temporary improvement in social skills.

They idolise their adversaries and practice the art of mockery, they often size up males once thought to be untouchable or someone to respect and engage in verbal battle. Some times higher ranking members of the social elite begin to accept this change and reward the individual for their self proclaimed promotion.

Thankfully this spell of success is always short lived and the acquaintance is normally physically inept to prevent the decent back to their natural order.

Generic High Ranker: Anyone heard from Splenum today?

Generic Low Level Acquaintance: I’m here I’m just sick of your shit!

Generic High Ranker: Ooooooooh! Get back where you belong we'll have none of that "Splenitude Complex" in this collective thank you!

Etc etc!

by NMFTW September 1, 2010

Infloridority Complex

When you feel down because all of your friends are doing something cool over break; but you're sitting home rolling blunts, watching Archer, and getting snapchats of palm trees and roller coasters and shit; you may have an Infloridority Complex. It's a rough life, huh?

"What a bitch! Why didn't he snap me back after I sent him that picture of us riding that unicorn?!?"
"Obviously he's jealous... Maybe he has an Infloridority Complex!"
"Oh yeah! They say those are pretty rough... Best we let him sulk in peace."

by Guitartrombone December 29, 2014

Bean complex

A Bean Complex is when a person, normally a male, develops an attachment to a possibly sexual event involving a specific person. He then proceeds to never let go of this memory, seeing as it may very well be the last event like this he/she will ever experience, and shares it with as many people as he/she possibly can, including the person involved in the event.

James: Dude, Jack has developed such a bean complex for what happened with Alice last night.

Jack: Hey guys! Remember that time with Alice when we "high-fived" all night? Good times.
John: *sarcastically* Yeah, really cool.

by Pseudo-name January 2, 2015

Mulan Complex

Having the innate and undeniable urge to accommodate every loved one (and sometimes even non-loved ones) out of filial duty and moral obligation.

example 1 - Because of her Mulan complex, she went to war pretending to be a boy to take her father's place in the army to save his life.
example 2 - Uman wants to just text her ex-boyfriend to tell him "Sayonara, I'm moving to London", but her Mulan Complex stopped her and she had to set up a face to face meeting to properly say goodbye, even though it's totally unnecessary and annoying for her.

by eebival May 20, 2015

Post Completion Depression

When something that you have put a lot of time into recently is finally over (like the finale to a tv series that you love, or the end of a great video game trilogy) you are sometimes left melancholy, and with a feeling of "what do I do now". This lingering sadness is called "Post Completion Depression", though it's often shortened to P.C.D.

Anime enthusiast: So have you finished watching Kill la Kill yet!?
Casual anime fan: Yeah, it was great, in fact, I think I'm starting to get Post Completion Depression.

by LILJJH September 11, 2015