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Commandouche by TheNinjaOfOz September 1, 2010
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armchair commando
If a nerd isnt any of the following:
internet gangster
troll
copycat
poser
dickhead
etc
he is an...
ARMCHAIR COMMANDO!
An armchair commando is a lowlife nerd kid who sits at home shows off his military knowledge and argues about anything that has to do with military and politics involving military and pretends to know more than scientists do about ballistics, measurements, Parts of a weapon and more...
They quickly search through forums, wikipedias for more info and come to their own conclusion or most of the time copy and paste a paragraph from wikipedia
internet gangster
troll
copycat
poser
dickhead
etc
he is an...
ARMCHAIR COMMANDO!
An armchair commando is a lowlife nerd kid who sits at home shows off his military knowledge and argues about anything that has to do with military and politics involving military and pretends to know more than scientists do about ballistics, measurements, Parts of a weapon and more...
They quickly search through forums, wikipedias for more info and come to their own conclusion or most of the time copy and paste a paragraph from wikipedia
guy1: "m16s are cool thanx to the bullets they use!"
Armchair commando: "NO YOU DOUCHEBAG the m16 was developed BEFORE vietnam war and it uses the 5.56x45 milimeter round which travels around 3000 feet per second and the round disintegrates as soon as it hits rough surface....bla...bla.....bla....making the M16 AWESOME!.."
guy1: "duh thats pretty much what i said
Armchair commando: "NO YOU DOUCHEBAG the m16 was developed BEFORE vietnam war and it uses the 5.56x45 milimeter round which travels around 3000 feet per second and the round disintegrates as soon as it hits rough surface....bla...bla.....bla....making the M16 AWESOME!.."
guy1: "duh thats pretty much what i said
armchair commando by aJork July 3, 2009
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Command center
A sexual act in which two men 69 and the man on top proceeds to defacate on his partner. The man on top is "in command" as he weilds his partner's penis like a joystick.
As Toby and Tavis were engaged in a 69, Tavis upped the experience by turning it into a Command Center.
Command center by Wussmonster March 2, 2010
Sick Bay Commando
Any member of the Armed Forces that is either constantly at a medical facility, constantly complaining of being sick or injured, or both. In general, these are the people who work harder trying to get out of work than they would by doing the initial tasks assigned to them.
SGT: Hey, where is PFC Blake?
CPL: He is at medical.
SGT: WHAT!? AGAIN!? That guy is a freaking sick bay commando. He is worthless. I guess we will all have to carry the load for him again, as always.
CPL: He is at medical.
SGT: WHAT!? AGAIN!? That guy is a freaking sick bay commando. He is worthless. I guess we will all have to carry the load for him again, as always.
Sick Bay Commando by cobra_pit_viper October 16, 2008
go commando
to go without wearing any underwear under ones out clothes (distinguished by is being applicable to both genders as opposed to freeball which is used exclusively for males)
go commando by The Return of Light Joker October 20, 2008
on command queef
queefs ussually occur during sexual activity, however a select few have the special gift of queefing on comand
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down
i thought you could only queef while having sex but that bitch proved me wrong while she spread her legs and i heard the distinct sound of a queef and i was like shooot that girl can on command queef
on command queef by kyliefofo February 27, 2009