The wifi comfort zone

When someone rarely leaves their house and when they do it's never past the yard.

"You should buy a car charger so your phone won't die"
"I KNOW but I never really leave my house so that would be a waste of a lot of precious moneeyyyy"
"Yeah your right, you're pretty lazy and never leave your yard"
The wifi comfort zone

by Munrokr May 26, 2014

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Comfort Wanket

When you are too tired or upset or distracted to sleep without having a wank first.

I was so stressed out last night at bed time I had to use my Comfort Wanket to fall asleep.

by Acerpacer May 8, 2015

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D comfort

Comforting youre partners emotional distress with your dick. Usually combined with a tear fetish.

"Dude when my girlfriend was crying about some drama last night , i had no other choice then to give her some D comfort."

by Thritewash October 10, 2015

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comfort fat

The 10-15 pounds of excess blubber an individual tacks on once they acquire a significant other and no longer feel the pressures of single life. In essence it is the fat obtained when an individual "gets comfortable" in their relationship.

Hey Bertha, I couldn't help but notice that ever since you started going with Deshawn your hips have gotten out of control! "Oh it's nothin honey, just a little comfort fat. Those skinny single bitches be trippin."

by Maddiebee January 30, 2016

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comfort-porn clothes

Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.

When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.

by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016

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