Chopper Command

Chopper command:
When a Man with a LARGE penis firmly grasp the bottom of his shaft and begins to rotate his penis in a helicopter type fashion while saying chopper command coming in for landing...

Usually used to incite a Blow job but has no designated landing location.

A improperly operated chopper command Can result in a mushroom bruise or lose of vision....

Men with Tiny penises CAN NOT perform a successful chopper command and will crash and burn upon attempt.

(if your penis fits in only one hand DO NOT attempt a chopper command)

TOP DOG Walked Into the bedroom with his huge penis firmly in hand and said.

Ter Chopper Command coming in for a landing.

(Ter:) All Clear For landing proceed to entry port one for decreasing.O-:

by The Real TOP DOG TD.... February 27, 2011

Bar Commando

A person who is in charge of gathering a group of people for a night at multiple bars, or a bar crawl. This person outlines a plan of attack to which bars you will visit in an efficient way during the night.

Also an expert in nightly specials at certain bars and times in which they take place.

Chris was Bar Commando last night. He organized all 10 of us and had an amazing game plan for which bars we should hit in Philly.

by Genazz April 30, 2011

colon commando

A derogatory term for a homsexual

"That dude is a colon commando, wear your jock strap backwards around him!"

by farmerjb November 11, 2013

crisco commando

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you crisco commando you!

by sbo February 1, 2014

reginald cloman the third

Reginald Cloman the third is the title used to referred to a Harvard graduate, who is a massive Pokemon, Digimon, and Yi-gi-oh fan. Their knowledge of card games, t.v. shows, and movies are compared to no other. They are without doubt, some of the most forward thinkers of their time and often reward themselves with a fresh creampie.

I thought I was familiar with Pokemon until I met a true Reginald Cloman the Third. He really blew me against the wall with all his knowledge.

by SwaggyBShawn October 22, 2018

Facebook commando

A Facebook commando is a pathetic loser that hides behind his keyboard. They like to ban people from their pages when they post a differing opinion. They also routinely delete posts that do not coincide with their rants. Their rants are usually rude and and nonsensical; the types of things, that if they said them to your face, they would need plastic surgery.

Nice comments you Facebook commando. Now try saying it to my face.

by JD203 September 11, 2019

face commando

v. Going without a mask. Seen as a bold audacious but somewhat foolish action.

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Look at Linda! All face commando. Props to her.

Seems a bit short of breath though.

by gnostic3 June 14, 2020