coach dooly

A horrible person that will rip your soul to shreds if you forget to wear your school id, or decide to where your hoodie to school.

Oh yeah man, I didnt wear my id and I got dooled by coach dooly.

by YoungDaggerDickJuuler October 23, 2018

Coachj320

The most trash fortnite player in the world his mom buys him every skin but he only has ONE win his teeth are horizontal and he has a crush on Bergatron. If you encounter this male run the other way. Finally he’s gay

Oh no it’s coachj320 run

by Creepyjalapeno November 7, 2018

Coach Muhl

A talkative, boring, geriatric, and cruel teacher.

Your dad is such a coach muhl.

by WhatUpCuz101 November 28, 2018

cloacaphobia

Fear of sewers.

Yeah dude. I have cloacaphobia and it’s really hard when I go on walks.

by Kailey Girl February 11, 2019

Coach Reichert

In the year 420 B.C. a mortal man known as San Ricardo confused the infinity stones with pop rocks and this summoned the gods of LDub. He was given a Bucks sweatshirt and a pair of sweatpants by the gods. He'd wear them for the rest of his life. Finally, the gods gave him the power of "The Clap" The clap was so power it made men quiver, cry, and soil themselves. Men, women, and children feared the grooviness of The Clap's power. With the clap of his hands, the oceans parted, empires crumbled, and the universe bended to his will. He used this power for good though. He rode along on his majestic steed (The LW Van) with sunglasses and used his powers to solve world hunger by giving everyone a McChicken, donut sticks, and tickets to the Fiserv. His words of wisdom such as "bang, bang", "we outta here", and "LETS GOOO" were studied by generation after generation. Simply put, Reichert is Radical

Doofus 1: Have you seen Avengers: Endgame?
Doofus 2: No
Doofus 1: Well Coach Reichert claps Thanos and kills all the Avengers too, and the world..ALL IS LEFT IS REICHERT
Doofus 2: BRO ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!? YOU ARE A STANKY SPOILER

by VinnyVtheSkinnyTree April 29, 2019

Coach Caliendo

A coach at my school who looks particularly like an alien, and gives referrals for no reason.
She absolutely loves the girls who actually participate in her terrible activities.

I would probably die if we play “hit the pin” a favorite game of hers.

I fucking hate her, if you didn’t know.

Coach Caliendo: alright girls, go play hit the pin. Because I want to be a pain in your ass
Some girls: WOOOO!!
Me: I’ll find a way to torture you piece of shit

by Krazybitchfrog May 27, 2019

coachennial

A millennial scantily clad like they just left Coachella- I.E. lingerie and combat boots

Look at that girl scantily clad in lingerie, cut offs and doc Marten boots, she's such a coachennial

by Jillschum June 4, 2019