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cocknocker

A character played by Mark Hamill featured in the Bluntman and Chronic(Jay and Silent Bob) Movie and Comicbook in the View Askew Series created and directed by Kevin Smith.
"I got busted in the balls by some guy called... 'Cocknocker!'"
by n1n74 March 16, 2004
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cocksmoker

My friend Devon is such a cocksmoker!
by thisman August 30, 2008
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Chipped Tooth Cock Sucker

Someone who your not very fond of , or annoying.
Dude, that chipped tooth cock sucker wont stop calling me on a restricked number!!!
by wpgirl December 17, 2008
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cocksuckingmotherfucker

1. A bisexual who sucks cocks and fucks mothers
2. A dick head just a long way of saying it
That cocksuckingmotherfucker just cut me off.

Jesus christ that guy really is a cocksuckingmotherfucker look at him go

Im gonna kill that cocksuckingmotherfucker
by The Killer man April 5, 2006
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State Trooper [cock sucker]

Asshole cops who tend to be rejects from other precints. They use the "Entrapment" "Tail and Ticket" and "Radar That Only I Can Read" methods to ticket people, typically college students and the elderly. They earn kick backs on the number of tickets they write.

They also will ticket you for speeding while passing a slower vehicle in a two way road. Apparently, one can pass a vehicle legally, unless you exceed the marked speed to pass the said vehicle.

Tend to be among the lowest of officers in the police caste system, yet highest ranking in State affairs. Some of the gualifications are as follow:

-Egotistical
-Asshole Traits
-Zealous
-Posses an un-deserved sense of accomplishment
-Redneck
-Backass and closed minded
-Must own Walmart Aviators
-Be unswayable
"That State Trooper cock sucker ticketed me for going 78 in a 70 while trying to pass someone going 45 in the 70..."

"I got ticketed by the wannabe Chuck Norris over there who doesn't realize he's a state trooper, not a Texas Ranger"
by Tiredofbeingticketed November 2, 2008
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cotillion of cocksuckers

Jeremy and I put on our frilliest outfits to attend the Rainbow Ball. It was a cotillion of cocksuckers!
by SJ@24 July 11, 2009
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Cocksocker

Nickname for whoever performs the art of dancing in front of a web-cam with his genitalia dressed in a sock.

Vag-sock has yet to be seen.
"Did you see Travis last night? he invented the cock-sock tradition on BlogTV!" "Yea, he's such a cocksocker."
by Wrim July 19, 2009
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