cockblocker

todd gibson is a cockblocker,he blocks others from a coworker he had already and dont want any longer.

he goes to extream to not let orther around her when she is drinking.

by robin allen October 22, 2003

Cockrocker

To fuck while playing Guitar, an act popularized by the band Afghan Banana Stand.

Screw Guitar Hero, lets play Cockrocker!

by Vondervoff August 18, 2008

cockblocker

One who cockblocks, typically used to identify an individual who, intentionally or not, avoids in engaging in contact with another person, whether by phone, email or in person. The term infers a connotation that the individual in question avoid said contact is a basic "DICK" in nature for avoiding such contact.

I've been trying to get in touch with Todd all day, but that cockblocker's been dodgin' me left and right.

by Pottsy November 17, 2004

walking cockblock

Typically a female, but can be a gay male too. One whos a total prude, and refuses to do any sexual thing with a guy, "blocking his cock."

"Thats her man, shes the one that i begged and begged for the last week, and still ain't got shyt outta!"

by The walking naughty!! July 22, 2005

Lymphata Cockarockus

When your dick gets so cold it becomes inverted

Oh shit man it's freezing, I got that Lymphata Cockarockus goin on in my peen

by YeetyMcSkeetyBab November 15, 2018

Cockrocket

When you get erect so fast that your schlong goes right through your pants.

I've got a bad case of a cockrocket!

by ititititits April 12, 2015

cockalockin

To walk around a bar or club trying to pick up women

Blaze picked her up last night while he was out cockalockin

by Soonerborn75 May 26, 2016