Cobra Holder

To hold your dick in your hands. Also reffered to 'one eyed snake'.

I saw a sexii girl and i pulled a cobra holder

by CraigrGage October 20, 2006

Cobra Back

When a female has worked out too much or has gotten so fat that her back is very wide. Her head looks small compared to her vast back. The shape of the back resembles a king cobra with it's hood extended.

Lark, did you see Mona at the bar
Yeah, she has quite the cobra back, she should lay of the lat machine at the gym.

by Rusty Blumpkin September 7, 2005

cobag

A person so useless as to no longer be called a douche bag, AKA Colostomy Bag

Larry is such a waste of life, the dude is a total cobag.

by Pacifichigh December 13, 2008

Cobra Tongue

When a man goes to the bathroom to pee and the stream goes in two different directions.

wee piss peeing pissing number 1 cobra tongue cobra tongue

by BryanWat November 29, 2010

the cobra

Another name for a swindler or petty con artist. The origin of the word comes from McCue or "Swindles nicely" in Irish.

So, you folks headin over to the Cobra's house tonight for some Taquitos and Grey Goose?

by Snakey September 24, 2008

toilet cobra

When you take a dump so big it rests on the toilet bowl like a cobra.

"Dude I'm not gonna take a dump in there, there is a Toilet Cobra in there ready to strike."

by roflbot69 June 30, 2009

kurt cobain

The seat calling similar to Right nut/Left Nut, not bitch, or shotgun. Calling Kurt Cobain replaces Right Nut as it is the seat behind the shotgun.

Person 1: I got shotty!
Person 2: Kurt Cobain
Person 3: left nut!
Person 4: Shit, I hate sitting in the middle

by John deRoulet January 11, 2008