Person 1: I hate Justin Bieber *sings* baby, baby, baby, ooooh*
Person 2: Yeh, sure you do, closet belieber
Person 2: Yeh, sure you do, closet belieber
by pumpkinbake June 10, 2011
Get the Closet Beliebermug. "I saw you sneak in a bush with almost all the guys during campfire at diff times, way to be a closet-mac."
did you hear about that girl laine kendall? what a closet mac...
did you hear about that girl laine kendall? what a closet mac...
by cuts in cutty January 20, 2010
Get the Closet-Macmug. by Mike/Matt April 29, 2006
Get the Closet Lesbianmug. Closet-emo (or closet emo)
Someone who engages in acts very similar to the emo subculture, whether it be by listening to "emotional" bands such as Hawthorne Heights or Panic! At the Disco or writes depressed broken heart poetry, but tries to keep the "extracurricular activities" secret from friends and peers.
Closet Emos sometimes have physical aspects similar to normal emos, as they may have dyed black hair an extremeley pale complexion, however paleness may be an attribute to an extreme gamer. However, for them most part they look relativly normal.
The Closet emo has become a rarety in later dates, since the commercialisation of the emo and emo subculture, emos no longer needing to fear the highschool football captian bashing them up for wareing eyeliner.
Someone who engages in acts very similar to the emo subculture, whether it be by listening to "emotional" bands such as Hawthorne Heights or Panic! At the Disco or writes depressed broken heart poetry, but tries to keep the "extracurricular activities" secret from friends and peers.
Closet Emos sometimes have physical aspects similar to normal emos, as they may have dyed black hair an extremeley pale complexion, however paleness may be an attribute to an extreme gamer. However, for them most part they look relativly normal.
The Closet emo has become a rarety in later dates, since the commercialisation of the emo and emo subculture, emos no longer needing to fear the highschool football captian bashing them up for wareing eyeliner.
Guy: You dye your hair black! Youre a closet emo.
Girl: His hairs DYED BLACK? Fuck, it looks natural.
Closet-emo: You wouldn't know if I was a closet emo, Twiggy, since id be in the closet, which you cant open
Guy: I can so work a door! (goes and opens doors and closes it)
Girl: His hairs DYED BLACK? Fuck, it looks natural.
Closet-emo: You wouldn't know if I was a closet emo, Twiggy, since id be in the closet, which you cant open
Guy: I can so work a door! (goes and opens doors and closes it)
by Feary December 9, 2008
Get the closet-emomug. Othen used as a diss or a put down in some circles . Trapped in the closet = A person that is gay and hasn't told anybody about there gayness.
That dude over there is trapped in a closet he hasnt come out yet . I hope he is not looking at my butt.
by Trappa C December 8, 2006
Get the trapped in a closetmug. by dj squig April 30, 2006
Get the rainbow in the closetmug. JJ: So how'd it go with that four armed blue/purple haired hottie?
Jyass: Dude, she wassa dude, but I locked my cock in his shit closet all night anyway
Jyass: Dude, she wassa dude, but I locked my cock in his shit closet all night anyway
by Jyarsse December 16, 2006
Get the shit closetmug.