Clinger

a person who annoys the hell outta you and is too much of an idiot to realize it's time to move on. They''re stuck to you like glue.

You: Hey maybe you should get another friend or something

Clinger: ?
You: YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME SINCE FUCKING FIRST GRADE! GO GET A LIFE DAMMIT!
Clinger: I think I'll stay right beside you.
You: I give up.

by Izzy Hername May 5, 2016

Clunge

A term for a particularly pungent, poorly kept or gruesome vagina.

"I'm not chucking one up that again mate, that clunge was stinking like a rotting whale carcass festering in the sun."

by Clunge stumper May 4, 2009

clunge

1)the opening found between a female's legs, which can often have a fishy smell. not a complimentary term
2)also used as an adjective in a positive way

1)her clunge was beautiful.
2)that was so clunge.

by ludo April 17, 2006

Clanger

Penis

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

by Noa Utos June 24, 2011

clingy

when a fuckin bitch wont leave your ass alone

damn, cam was datin kayla for like 3 weeks and that bitch wouldnt leave his fuckin ass alone. that bitch was clingy.

by jakelessass July 31, 2007

Clunge Diver

Someone who likes to dive into some clunge.

Man 1: Man, whats up wid you, why you look so dooown?
Man 2: coz i hav not been clunge diving in ageess.
Man 1: then go dive in some clunge! clunge diver

by Duuuuunc May 22, 2009

Clunge

Another type of slang word for the female genitalia. Has now overtaken 'Gash' as the most overused, general word for a female by many different youths.

Billy says: Man, there are too many men at this party.

Jake says: Yeh init, why don't you give your boy a call and get some clunge down here!

Billy says: Yes mate we want clunge heaven.

by Shiftyy May 21, 2009