cleavally-impaired

a person who is female, but who is also burdened with a flat chest, i.e., small boobies

Only the Cleavally-Impaired insist "size doesn't matter!" When Saline, then Silicone, Breast Implants were approved for use in humans, (c) 2,005, millions of Cleavally-Impaired persons spent more than $10,000 each to purchase Social Leverage so they could improve their lives.

by Full House 21 June 13, 2020

Cleavland hot waffle

The act of shitting on someone's chest and then pressing it with a tennis racket.

Colin finished shitting on Davids chest and asked for a Cleavland hot waffle. Colin obliged and push the tennis rack down on his chest. David was very please with the outcome.

by David Vine August 7, 2020

Negative Cleavage

When a girl is so skinny it looks like her chest is sinking into her.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see that girl? She has negative cleavage!

Guy 2: Ew, sucks for her. Can't catch any guys with that.

by tobi-roll March 15, 2010

Dick cleavage

the part of the crotchal area on the sides of the lower abs that form a crease around the hip.

brad pitt had some mad dick cleavage in fight club.

by poltergyst June 25, 2008

cleavland steamer

All these are wrong. A Cleavland Steamer is when you shit in a plastic bag on a partners chest.

Honey are you ready for the Cleavland Steamer?

by Judge Dre@d June 17, 2010

Cleavland Cleaner

When you lick a dirty butt clean

" She took a dump so I gave her a cleavland cleaner:

by 3manD May 10, 2010

cleavage

naked boobie puppers showing

Kim K shows a lot of cleavage

by Hi I like da waffles November 26, 2016