Clarkson Theory is the idea that if a group of middle aged men who do not know each other, are forced into conversation,the subject of Jeremy Clarkson (and or Top Gear) will definitley be discussed.
Brian was forced into conversation with Paul and Steve at a dinner party, Not knowing either of them Clarkson theory was quickly put into practice...
Steve-"So this is awkward"
Paul-"Hmm
Brian-"Did any of you hear what Clarkson said the other day?"...
Steve-"Yer Bloody hilarious!"
Paul-"Ha Ha Ha ...Gypsies.
Steve-"So this is awkward"
Paul-"Hmm
Brian-"Did any of you hear what Clarkson said the other day?"...
Steve-"Yer Bloody hilarious!"
Paul-"Ha Ha Ha ...Gypsies.
by makster March 20, 2011
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Get the click clack mug.A very talented singer, however, all her songs seems to be angry and sexist towards men. She must have some issues with men. I'm sure the feminists love it.
Why are all Kelly Clarkson titled, "Miss Independent" "Never Again" "Since U been Gone" etc.? Why no happy songs? All angry at men? It's getting old.
by Sam123456 May 16, 2007
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these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.
Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes
1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far.
2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.
besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.
she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass.
OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL
these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.
Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes
1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far.
2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.
besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.
she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass.
OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL
Shit Head: "I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!!@#832048423 408324omgomgomg"
Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."
Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."
by shredded wheat August 9, 2006
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