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Definitions by makster

Clarkson Theory 

Clarkson Theory is the idea that if a group of middle aged men who do not know each other, are forced into conversation,the subject of Jeremy Clarkson (and or Top Gear) will definitley be discussed.
Brian was forced into conversation with Paul and Steve at a dinner party, Not knowing either of them Clarkson theory was quickly put into practice...

Steve-"So this is awkward"

Paul-"Hmm

Brian-"Did any of you hear what Clarkson said the other day?"...

Steve-"Yer Bloody hilarious!"

Paul-"Ha Ha Ha ...Gypsies.
Clarkson Theory by makster March 20, 2011

facejournal

like facebook but where you collect peoples actual faces and put them in a journal you carry around to show how great and popular you are.
Dude 1 : hey man ive not seen mike for weeks you seen him around lately?

Dude 2: no but i facejournaled him last month,

Dude 1: oh that explains it then.
facejournal by makster December 8, 2009

brianblesseding 

where you shout out at the top of your voice extracts from shakespearean plays while having sex
Dude 1 :- "hey did you hear dave screaming somthing about richard the third in his room last night"

Dude 2 :- " oh yer, him and his girlfriend were brianblesseding"

Dude 3 :- " ok.......
brianblesseding by makster December 8, 2009
morpeth charv slang for punch
how ye am gonna spark ye all ava
spark by makster July 16, 2006