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Christmas Brick

A gift that can be proquired fairly easily for someone when you really don't feel like putting in much effort. simply find a brick, preferably a classic red one, maybe paint half of it green cuz,you know, it's Christmas. then to make it seem like effort was put in, carve their name into the brick or maybe some inspirational words. then uses some newspaper or some form of wrapping paper and tie it up with ribbon or string. note that after receiving the Christmas brick, the person might catch on to your bullsh*t gift or like it and expect more "creative" or "symbolic" gifts in other future gift giving events.
wife: honey, did you get my mom a present yet?

husband: oh sh*t, i forgot. uhhh... well, i guess im gettin' her another Christmas Brick.

wife: *sigh* again? she's probably still pissed from last time.
by TheManWhoRarelyTries February 20, 2012
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Post Christmas Depression (PCD)

Usually occurring on or after December 26th, when all of the Christmas festivities come to an end and you have nothing to look forward to except for a long, cold, boring ass winter.
Tom suffers from Post Christmas Depression (PCD) every year right from the time when he opens his last present on Christmas Morning up until Black Friday of the next year.
by Taylor the Terrible December 24, 2008
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Christmas

(pl. Christmasses)
1. n. The holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. Falling conveniently on the 25th of December, supposedly declared by the Catholic Church to eclipse a Pagan holiday (winter solstice) on the same day.

2. n. A heart touching season where gift giving is promoted, and Santa Claus is every youth's hero. Other Christmas icons include: reindeer, snowmen, elves, presents, pine trees, ornaments, tinsel, holy, yule logs, sleighs, mistletoe, carols, noel, angels, golden rings, calling birds, french hens, turtledoves, birds in fruit-bearing trees.

3. v. To celebrate Christmas
1. Character 1: "Hey, wanna come over to my house on Christmas and read the bible and celebrate the birth of our savior?"
Character 2: "Nah, I'm planning on celebrating the Pagan holiday for the Winter Solstice, which coincidentally falls on your holiday, and involves many of the same practices"
Character 1: "Screw you."

2. Character 1: "I can't wait til Christmas Time, when I can spend my hard-earned cash on presents that will probably be given away, only to get crappy woven sweaters in return!"
Character 2: "Don't be bitter, just give them your car keys and report it stolen the next day."

3. Character 1: "So what are you planning to do over the holidays?"
Character 2: "Oh, I'm going to be Christmassing with my peeps in G-Town, how bout you?"
Character 1: "Oh, what a relief, I thought you were Jewish."
by blankypoo November 15, 2004
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Christmas shits

The long amounts of time spent on the toilet after a heavy Christmas dinner.
Person 1: How was your Christmas?
Person 2: Good, except for the Christmas shits I had.
by GreatUnknown January 10, 2007
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Christmas cringe

The feeling of sudden and impending doom after receiving a gift from a coworker or classmate who gave you a gift in spite of the fact that you have nothing in common except that you are coworkers or classmates. This gift is always generic, pointless, useless and frequently related to some sort of poshlust fad.
Anna from the front row actually stood there and made me open it in front of her. I couldn't pretend I had no Christmas Cringe so now she's telling everyone what a bitch I am for not liking the light-up reindeer socks she gave me.
by Jen Minola December 1, 2005
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White Christmas

by N/A January 2, 2004
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christmas

An unholy plot to infest the hearts and minds of everyone with advertizements, commercialism, worthless products, and money-mongering. Devized by pagans. Modified by Catholics. Exploited by the international banker consortium.
Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus Christ and everything to do with oppressive routine-based worldy traditions and money.

Burn all Christmas trees and credit cards!
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
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