by daddy loserssss August 12, 2018
Get the Christopher Knightmug. The greatest pitcher in the universe who will destroy anyone he sees with simply one throw of the ball
by Ah man October 23, 2019
Get the Christopher Robinmug. watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.
by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021
Get the Christopher Walletsmug. Of all the Welsh people, this one is the best. A Christopher Jones will be thoughtful, caring and loving to those close to him. He is strong and confident which makes the people around him feel safe. A key attribute of this species is the sense of humour and ability to make you laugh even when you are having a mental breakdown.
Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.
Often the Christopher Jones can found in its natural habitat of an airport or a plane owing to their phenomenal ability as a pilot. They tend to make excellent husbands unless they are exposed to poorly performing sports teams or biscuits when behaviour and/or mood will deteriorate.
by CloRoJo November 23, 2021
Get the Christopher Jonesmug. by Coby5735 January 31, 2019
Get the Christopher Pettymug. An unattractive indian male that has been surviving with a difficult disease known as dehli belly. He obtained this disese by eating street meat in Indian(poor ghetto). He has also known as a person that usually cheats and gets in gang fights over chicken and french fries.
by Sqauwww January 26, 2016
Get the christopher sundarummug. So, here's what you do.
Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.
Step 2: Get some chick to participate
Step 3: Blindfold said Chick
Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.
Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD
Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.
Step 2: Get some chick to participate
Step 3: Blindfold said Chick
Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.
Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD
Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!
by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011
Get the The Christopher Colombusmug.