Choke on a nickel

Something you say to someone who makes you want to pull out your hair. The person who is so stupid they inspired instructions on shampoo bottles.

Person 1: Have you seen Shelby?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: She rejected me. She's such a whore
Person 2: Dude, Choke on a nickel.

by Chokeonanickel April 3, 2022

choking yoga

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.

Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.

by Sajakain December 12, 2022

Choke and stroke

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.

Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?

John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke

by Mariuspeders1 December 21, 2017

Choking the chicken

In that Chinese girls home in Stree Fighter 2 there is a guy choking a chicken in the background.

Is that old man choking his chicken?

by Elitist January 1, 2004

choke the chicken

to strangle a common barnyard bird

look ma! i'm choking the chicken!

by blinkmebaby January 25, 2005

Goat choke

Goat choke: To have anal sex with a girl while she is reverse cowgirl upside-down screaming like a Billy goat while you choke her. Mainly if the female is rockabilly or has tattoos.

I was gonna goat choke this babe I picked up from the bar last night but I got to drunk. I rockabilly goat chocked this babe I met at the stray cats concert. She really into it.

by Shane Woodabin June 29, 2010

Choke Artist

The term comes from pool, specifically from snooker, where the pockets are narrower than on a standard pool table. When a "choke artist" shoots the ball, aiming for a particular pocket, the ball chokes out of the pocket and goes back onto the table because the shot was improperly aimed. Choke artists repeatedly fail in situations when a crucial shot has to be made and the pressure forces a bad shot where the ball "chokes" in the pocket, wobbling back and forth until it is spit back onto the table.

Geno runs the table well, but when the money balls are in play, he is a choke artist.

by chingachgook August 23, 2016