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Paklinian advisors that have self –indulged titles such as “Visionary” and “Expert” that suggest technology solutions because they are cheap to gullible businesses.
“Marshall left a lethargic legacy as a CBS Visionary - Cheap Bastard Solutions in his last position as CTO”
by Ms. Cunning Runt July 19, 2011
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You can’t expect something awesome from zero effort
Deanne didn’t get the job at Marchesa , she was on time but she was wearing crocs

“What do you expect De, you can’t eat cheap and poop fancy “ - Shannon

DeAnne - *moons everyone tearfully*
by OhmygodShannonDawn August 14, 2021
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A saying originating in New Zealand.
You would say it when someone or something is disorganized.
It references how cheap biscuit (Cookie) mixes can be messy and difficult to use.
Situation1:

Person1: "Josh forgot to bring his laptop again!"

Person2: "He's all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix"

Situation2:

Person1: "This office is all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix!"
by NBA Spinna August 16, 2021
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Ya
Bob: "Man, I was all over you like a cheap suit last night."
George: "Ya"
by goatzrcool November 13, 2013
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Stephanesian Cheap Date

The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.
Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"
by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018
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Cheap ass

A cheap ass is when you want to borrow money, you ask the lender to pay you to borrow the money.
My cheap ass fee to borrow your money is 10%
by Cheap ass Pam February 13, 2022
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Cheap & Steezy Cheesecake

The act of grating the smegma from underneath a male appendage’s foreskin and dusting it on a cheesecake.
I went to the Cheesecake Factory and ordered a Cheap & Steezy Cheesecake. Shit was bussin’.
by Bootyholetickler69 May 28, 2023
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