Check My Crotch Pose

A posture to show off a bulge of one's penis in the pants. Its like, WELL WELL, look what I got down here in my pants!
*WINK WINK*

Posture is achieved either by thrusting the pelvis forward or spreading the legs in a standing posture.

Meaning of the posture in males is to get the attention of the females of the species by showing the prowess of one's genital area, thus meaning a high probability of procreative ability.

A variation of the expression is one where the word crotch is replaced by the word COCK. It will preserve the letters in the acronym of the original expression.

Hurry, Jay, Mallu is comming this way. SHOW YOUR CHECK MY CROTCH POSE NOW!

(Mallu is a girl who Jay likes. Jay flexes his pelvis so that his penis tighten the textile in his jeans' frontal crotch area.)

by Mr. Bulgarian Bulge January 23, 2011

Check the goods

Verifying that another person's gender is what they claim it to be. Generally refers to verifying that the female with whom you are about to participate in sexual activity does not have a penis.

When I go to Thailand I always check the goods before I pay them.

by thisistoomucheffort November 15, 2014

Check-Chicken

When you go collect your currency

A couple people owe mak money , so he's gonna go check-chicken on the 1st when they get there check

by BIGMAK GUCCI June 2, 2018

checkdown merchant

A quarterback that has a tendency to only hand out checkdown throws (quick, short passes to open receivers). Good defining characteristics are typically either averaging less than ten yards per completed pass, or 3-6 air yards per attempt.

Friend 1: Your quarterback sucks! He's only dishing out throws to the flats!

Friend 2: Yeah, I hate to say it but he's a checkdown merchant.

by Brok With No C January 21, 2023

Checkmark Chaser

Someone who does things with the sole intention of getting online clout as a result. This is someone who believes they deserve to be verified on social media platforms even if they have yet to do anything notable.

That guy’s trying too hard - he’s probably a checkmark chaser.

by Emma317 February 14, 2023

bad check wednesday

when you're poor and you write a bad check on the day before your payday.

ah, don't worry, it's bad check wednesday- you can buy anything you want

by CAHeartbreaker October 15, 2010

Dubsy Checking'

To "double check".

"Hey just dubsy checking', but we're still going to fuck tonight.. right?

by Aesthetics February 23, 2011