Edward Cullen

A fictional vampire that, despite being overly obsessive, seems to be the "perfect guy" for most women. Human versions of said vampire can usually be found in county jails or in court rooms being presented with their very own restraining order.

Dude, did you hear about Billy last night? His girlfriend broke up with him and he pulled an Edward Cullen. Now he's in prison!

by HypocriticPope April 16, 2009

chullet

A combination of the words child and mullet= Chullet

That boy has the sickest chullet i want to chop it off.

by Jackie November 15, 2004

Cullen Patel

A godlike person that many seem to forget is actually human.

God bless you... I mean Cullen bless you!

by Gee I wonder February 26, 2005

Edward Cullen

A Sparklepire from Stephanie Meyer's 'Twilight' series, a 108-year-old virgin who makes pubescent girls horny.

His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.

Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!

Fangirl 1: LYKE zOMG EDWARD CULLEN IS TTLY MY HUSBAND~!

Fangirl 2: INORITE~ :DDD

Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards.

Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR~

Me: -facepalm-

by ~Otaku_Poptart~ May 31, 2010

chull

(Verb)

To bite when unnecessary.

Everything was going great until she started CHULLING so I took her home early.

by Val Waterman January 11, 2009

Cullen Curse

A curse carried by all who have the Cullen name, by blood or marriage, usually resulting in financial or bodily disaster, often when least expected, disrupting plans and devastating all parties involved.

It's the Cullen Curse again!

by TC February 4, 2004

Cullowhee

A awesome little down in the Valley of the North Carolina Mountians that is home to one of the greatest College Marching bands in the Country. App State wishes they could get on Western's level.

Cullowhee is soo kick ass it blows my mind.

by Guardgirlie1818 November 8, 2011