Carlos

A carlos is the best guy you will ever meet! he is funny and outgoing. he will make you laugh and be your friend immediately. he is usually tall and has deep brown eyes. he is kind and caring. he will melt your heart. if you knowe a Carlos don't let them go!

girl 1: whoa that guy is so awesome!

girl 2: duh. he's a carlos

by jelzie March 11, 2022

Carlos

A mexican hunk of a man that pulls little to no hoes driving around in a dropped truck.

Carlos: "YO BBG HOP IN MY TRUCK?"
GIRL: "NAH SHAWTEE HOP IN MY UNDERWEAR"

by MEXICANBEAST April 6, 2022

carlos

this my name :D i have a huge ass dick btw

damn, that dude carlos has a huge dick

by HILEAHITMECARLOS!! April 10, 2022

Carlos

A kid who had a incident in grade 6 camp which was throwing his poo Zane tempest and thinks it was a joke. Didn’t even say Kobe when he throw it

Isn’t that the weird kid who throw shit.
It’s Carlos

by Zane tempest April 12, 2022

carlos

too good at everything and pissis his pants

look its him! carlos i love you! can you sign my autograph!

by hdgdjshcbdbs April 18, 2022

Carlos

The sexiest son of a bitch around with a dick the size of Mt. Everest.

Female Bestfriend: Holy shit ur dick hits the spot

Carlos: fuck

by Qwertyuio1234567890-asdfghjklz April 19, 2022

Carlos

A crazy wild Mexican who likes to party, drink as much as possible, and makes everyone smile and laugh just by being there. Don’t ask for his citizenship status cuz he’ll get offended by that. He’s a good dude to hang around with even if he sounds funny, but still he’s the life of the party and he is in some of the funniest memes u can possibly make cuz he’s fucking Carlos.

Dude, u gotta meet my boi, Carlos! He’s funny af

by Hulky hulk-a April 25, 2022