A small town it Connecticut where spoiled white kids thrive. If you don't have at least one kid that plays one of the following: soccer
Lax
Football
Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
Lax
Football
Then get the hell out. Walking around the halls of Saxe Middle school, don't be alarmed if you hear "do you have the stash" in a hushed voice. they are most likeley talking about the toxic glue mixture they call slime. If your out on the town you will find kids who look way too young to be out on their own strolling around with Starbucks in one hand and the latest iPhone in the other. The known dress code is expensive brand tops, iviva legging or ripped jean and some known brand of shoes. (Uggs, bean boots, converse , vans etc..) for girls and for guys just... vineyard vines and some sort of lax or football franchise. All freshman girls look the same, dress the same, and have pin straight hair in a side part. The diversity rate is somewhere around 0%. At least one of everyone's parents commute to NYC via train and have high pay jobs. If you sit in the student section without intoxication then your dead. If you want your little girl to embrace her differences then do not move to New Canaan.
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In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.
Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.
Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.
You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.
Definition of the girls in one word is visco.
Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.
School is a lot harder than you think.
Lacrosse is overrated.
Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.
Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
In order to be popular you need to be attractive, wealthy and athletic.
Birkenstocks are mainly used by teenagers.
Half the people who live there aren’t who they really are.
You see at least 10 jeeps in 24 hours.
Definition of the girls in one word is visco.
Sports are taken wayyyy too seriously.
School is a lot harder than you think.
Lacrosse is overrated.
Golf is often played, not only by older people but young teenage kids as well.
Many of the people there flex to gain popularity.
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