Skip to main content

Calvin

by Dr. Poison X October 5, 2020
mugGet the Calvin mug.

Calvin

Calvin is a calvina nice but very strict person who always wants to be knowledgeable

ade
Calvin is so dumb and knows noothing in his life
by Allamn December 5, 2020
mugGet the Calvin mug.

calvin sununu

Having a long penis
He has a Calvin Sununu
by anonymous January 8, 2021
mugGet the calvin sununu mug.

Calvin Thomas

Calvin Thomas is a 6’8 240 pound power forward from Virginia Beach, Virginia and plays college basketball at Wilmington University. Calvin also is an amazing fisher.
Look there go Calvin Thomas on the court playing basketball.
by HotDog56 February 19, 2021
mugGet the Calvin Thomas mug.

calvin's penis

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.
Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021
mugGet the calvin's penis mug.

Calvin

Calvin is the moon. He is poetic, has a dark sense of humor and is funny. When he falls for a girl he falls hard. It’s as if he bares his heart and gives her all his love. He is emotionally vulnerable but doesn’t want to show it. Next time you see your Calvin, give him a hug. Love him. Also they tend to be amazing in guitar (electric)
Texting

Girl: hey Calvin what’s up?
Calvin: you are the sun and the moon, you are my everything. I like you!
Girl: me too
by Hehe!!!! April 16, 2021
mugGet the Calvin mug.

Calvin

He's so fucking bad at everything including aiming with his penis to pee
by UpcomerBunny May 29, 2021
mugGet the Calvin mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email