don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009

The Calling

1 - A rock band
2 - A calling to your destiny

1 - none
2 - It was a calling from God, for me to become a priest/teacher/etc.

by _aerix December 21, 2004

calpano

Calpano is a play on the words kalpa, calendar, and plan.

Calpano is used as a company name, e.g. in calpano.com

by rincewind3 February 2, 2010

calling spree

when a girl is horny and to satisfy themselves make a status on facebook telling evrybody to call them, when really they r going to put their phone on vibrate n then put it in between their legs and dnt answr the fone

female: (all alone) im horny i shud go ona calling spree

male: (on Facebook) ooo she sayd to call her n im bored so i guess i wil
Female: ( fone vibrates) OOO OOO OOO thank u

by ihopethisgetsaccepted753273 August 26, 2011

Calling Kurt Cobain

Similar to calling shotgun or Rosa Parks, however it is the seat behind the shotgun. Too soon?

"I call Rosa Parks!"
"Damn, looks like I'm Calling Kurt Cobain then."

by Yoloswag4jesus69 March 26, 2013

callahaniskool

a cool person

wow callahaniskool is a cool person

by notastroforafact July 30, 2021

Calianna

A tall luscious beast that is simply simple. She gets shy when people talk to her and her face might turn into a tomato sometimes. When you catch your self a calianna never let her go she is one in a 100. She is very easy to climb so make sure your hold on tight, especially if your that one particular person. She is good at spraining that most random bones and never fails to be smacking that gum. She is super nice unless you mess with her cat and loves to torture her siblings by using her foot.

“Did you see Calianna”
“Yea, what a luscious beast”

by Your Mommaaaaaa May 19, 2022