by phatcawk1111 November 21, 2021
Get the Caden mug.A read house urban legend.The subject of the so called "curse of the Oxfordshire ablutions".was molested by an anonymous staff member (MB) to the tune of the popular meme soundtrack"can I but my bowls in yo jowls" (prod.bbbbisexual beats). Subsequently ending his own life out of shame in the male ablutions.It is said that he haunts the last shower in the ablutions and his spirit is released if the shower is turned on.He subsequently plays "pranks" on unsuspecting basic cadets (such as pulling their duvets off and singing the famous meme soundtrack"can I put my bowls in yo jowls".It is rumoured that Cadet Molesté is his real name.
Basic cadet 1 - "My duvet got taken off last night."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."
Basic cadet 2 - "Must've been Cadet Molesté because you turned the last shower on."
by Red Shirt Martin 69 November 27, 2021
Get the Cadet Molesté mug.A guy that has long hair. His main passion is tracking down Rowan Warner so he can stop him from molesting Swiss cheese
Caden McCollum: stop sticking your toes in that cheese!
Rowan Warner: *ejaculates in cheese
Caden McCollum: nnooooooooo!!
Rowan Warner: *ejaculates in cheese
Caden McCollum: nnooooooooo!!
by Kid reaper November 30, 2021
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by fvhgaehbeav April 19, 2022
Get the Camdyer26p mug.Very big and has girth, fantastic. If you meet a caden, suck their dick, you’ll probably gag though.
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