A female customer that displays a rude and angry attitude. One that will never be happy with any level of service and is impossible to please.
I just hand packed a box to ship and gave this woman free boxes and bubble wrap, and she still wasn't pleased. What a cuntomer.
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Get the cupboard-climber mug.The act of overwhelming a concept, belief, or experience with cultural influences, resulting in a cacophony of diverse customs, practices, and ideologies. Often used to describe a situation where cultural elements overshadow the original essence or intent.
Person 1: What religion are you studying?
Person 2: I'm studying Islam, it hasn't gone well for me because of all the cultorise it has been tough trying to study it.
Person 3: Christ is your lord and savio-
Person 1 & 2: Shut up.
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A loud, emotionally underdeveloped creature that thrives on harassing victims and survivors of abuse, often mistaking cruelty for confidence and ignorance for insight. Known for charging into conversations uninvited, armed with zero facts and an inflated sense of moral authority. The cuntopotamus feeds on attention, especially the kind that disrupts healing and silences truth.
Due to it's lack of self-awareness, it cannot distinguish accountability from attack, or advocacy from inconvenience. Most active in online environments, where empathy is optional and consequences feel distant.
Natural habitat: comment sections, DMs, and anywhere survivors speak up.
Primary defense mechanism: deflection, denial, and a stunning lack of shame.
A loud, emotionally underdeveloped creature that thrives on harassing victims and survivors of abuse, often mistaking cruelty for confidence and ignorance for insight. Known for charging into conversations uninvited, armed with zero facts and an inflated sense of moral authority. The cuntopotamus feeds on attention, especially the kind that disrupts healing and silences truth.
Due to it's lack of self-awareness, it cannot distinguish accountability from attack, or advocacy from inconvenience. Most active in online environments, where empathy is optional and consequences feel distant.
Natural habitat: comment sections, DMs, and anywhere survivors speak up.
Primary defense mechanism: deflection, denial, and a stunning lack of shame.
Every time a survivor shares their story, a cuntopotamus shows up in the comments, louder than everyone else and somehow still saying absolutely nothing of value.
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